No gravy, and only one extra chin - so failed miserably on the counting front!
Two butts involved - me the butt of his joke and his receiving a metaphorical kick from me!
I hope the kids weren't singing 'most highly flavoured gravy' when we sang that carol at the Advent service at St Modoc's Episcopal Church, Doune on Sunday. I'll be checking again at our (Dunblane Cathedral) 9 lessons and carols a week on Sunday (6.30 p.m.).