Good grief you lot are a hard sell aren't you! OK let's try a different tack.
I have a unique opportunity to share some plants of Potamogeton alpinus with members of the SRGC forum. This is an exclusive offer for connoiseurs such as yourselves who are able to give this rarely seen and challenging plant the exacting growing conditions it requires. P. alpinus needs to grow in a 50:25:25 mixture of peat, aquatic compost and sharp sand with a small amount of dolomitic limestone added to neutralise the pH; it dislikes being in a pot. It needs clear standing or ideally slow-flowing water with a total phosphorus of between 10 and 25 microgrammes per litre, a pH of 6.5 to 7.5 and an alkalinity of between 200 and 1000 microequivalents per litre. If you can fulfil these conditions it will reward you with a fine display of olive-green to reddish broad, translucent leaves with a scattering of floating leaves later in the season. It dies back to resting buds in winter.
If you would like to take advantage of this limited offer please send me a cheque for 5.99 per plantlet. I'm sorry about the high price but this reflects the slow growth of this difficult plant*
*Only joking, they are still free to a good home. But seriously, this is a really cracking pond plant.