Voted best joke at Edinburgh Fringe:
"I needeed a password eight characters long so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
Voted worst joke:
I said to a fella "Is there a B&Q in Henley?" No, he said "There's an H, an E, an N, an L, an E and a Y" (Paul Daniels!)
Cracker from Tim Vine who was second:
"Crime in multi-storey car parks: That's wrong on so many different levels"