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Author Topic: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!  (Read 6010 times)

Lesley Cox

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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2013, 09:42:14 AM »
Well it is not your most precious loved one Cliff. :)

Having had a top loader, I now prefer the front loader as it sloshes the washing about without getting it all tangled and ripping my unmentionables while getting fine merino into a shape akin to when the sheep was wearing it. In other words it seems much gentler on the washing.
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2013, 10:10:53 AM »
This is getting perilously close to " 'ere you were lucky...". Perhaps we should throw away clothes rather than washing machines!
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2013, 10:15:15 AM »
My washing machine has  habit of tripping the electrics when it goes for a spin. Very annoying having to reset all the clocks/radio presets etc. Except it won't do it when the repair man comes. It's like when you take your child to the doctor because they've been feeling really ill, then they look and act in the peak of health as soon as they go through the surgery door.
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2013, 10:18:15 AM »
Loved this story David!  ;D

When we bought our second washing machine we said to the spotty herbert playing at salesman in the shop that the previous one had  lasted 16 years. He said 'Oh you won't get 16 years out of one now'.

What, exactly, have they forgotten about building washing machines?

The answer is, of course, nothing. But to keep the purchase price down and their profits up they con us by building cheaply so they can sell us another one in a couple of years time..
Very true Darren. It's called built in obsolescence. Nice to see our spotty herbert has moved jobs since he tried to deliver a Radio Rentals TV to a friend of mine: "have you got a spare plug?" ::) Plugs had to be fitted in those days. The next obvious question was "have you got a screw driver?" :o My friend suggested he wouldn't last long in his job. Now I know where he ended up. ;D
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2013, 10:20:52 AM »
Machina mortuus est. RIP ;D
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #35 on: January 24, 2013, 11:02:06 AM »
My washing machine has  habit of tripping the electrics when it goes for a spin. Very annoying having to reset all the clocks/radio presets etc. Except it won't do it when the repair man comes. It's like when you take your child to the doctor because they've been feeling really ill, then they look and act in the peak of health as soon as they go through the surgery door.

Cars making funny noises never do it at the garage either!

We once had an instrument in our lab which tripped out whenever one particular person entered the room. After months of investigation we found a tiny loose screw inside the thing which would roll a few mm and cause a short circuit - but only if someone of exactly the right weight stood on the other end of the floorboards in the doorway. As soon as he stepped off the floorboard the instrument came back to life.
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #36 on: January 24, 2013, 11:24:43 AM »
Cars making funny noises never do it at the garage either!

We once had an instrument in our lab which tripped out whenever one particular person entered the room. After months of investigation we found a tiny loose screw inside the thing which would roll a few mm and cause a short circuit - but only if someone of exactly the right weight stood on the other end of the floorboards in the doorway. As soon as he stepped off the floorboard the instrument came back to life.

He wasn't called Fred Whitworth, was he Darren?  (Think about it)!!!
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2013, 10:48:27 AM »
RIP - my 16+ year old dishwasher was replaced yesterday by a shiny new silver model. Doubt it will last 16 years!!
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2013, 11:34:19 AM »
My Dishwasher is 64 and I haven't replaced her yet. :P :P :P ::) ::)
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2013, 11:53:42 AM »
My Dishwasher is 64 and I haven't replaced her yet. :P :P :P ::) ::)

Does she stand in a corner, rattle on and cause a stir like mine?
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2013, 11:58:28 AM »
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Does she stand in a corner, rattle on and cause a stir like mine?

No, actually she is quite mobile but makes a lot of  noise when in working mode. ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2013, 12:26:45 PM »
I am typing this in full view of my dearest one as she descends the now immaculate staircase, vacuum cleaner in hand, spent polish, duster, kalashnikov and feathery thingamajig each in their own regulation holster; spare bullets, random scowls and unbridled cynicisms arrayed in an appropriate (and yellow) Betterwear caddy ... and I wonder to myself (who would dare to disturb the silence); "Why did fate bestow this paragon of womanhood on such a wastrel ... why did my ship come in as the Empress of the Seas ... why has the Lottery selected me for such a payout"?

Answers on a postcard please to:-
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2013, 12:34:23 PM »
If Maggi reads all this (or Lesley) we are in big trouble. :)

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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #43 on: January 25, 2013, 12:41:44 PM »
If Maggi reads all this (or Lesley) we are in big trouble. :)

'In Trouble' is sort of the ground state for a married man I reckon.
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Re: Outpourings from a Tortured Soul!
« Reply #44 on: January 25, 2013, 12:51:50 PM »
Reinforcements are enlisting, Michael.
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