Titles for books yet to be written

[ranunculus]

'My friends and other animals' by Eric Burdon
'Myosotis' by Mrs Redding

[FrazerHenderson]

'Hard Yucca: my life gardening in Australia' by SRGC contibutor Ferme La Porte

'The Pampered Grasses of South America'

'The Hot Border' by Lucy Fir

'Journal of Brazilian Transportation: Study 14: Macadamia - the ideal roadside plant'

[FrazerHenderson]

'Heeling Plants' by Dr. Achilles

'A History of Garden Plant Genetics' by Gee Gnome

'The Illustrated Book of Water'

'Bourgeous Hedgemony: the preponderance of suburban leylandii' by Gramsci

'Damping-off Old Gardeners'

'Which Elm?'

[Maggi Young]

This thread is really very funny.... thanks for all these giggles, folks!

Over 800 people given a laugh already, I see  

[FrazerHenderson]

...apologies here are more original thoughts


'WWW: monogram of the giant orb spider'

'A Guide to Vertically Challenged Conifers'

'Propagation by Long Division'

'Raisin New Grape Vines in the USA'

'Cinder tracks and carbon cycles: a sporting anthology of mining life'

'Prison Grasses'

'Yam Tomorrow: Scottish Gardens and Global Warming'

[FrazerHenderson]

'The Garden Follies of Bergere'

'Forgotten Plants' by Al Zeimer

'The Complete Book of Gardening, Vol 2'

'Hortus Siccus: the Journal of the Dead Plant Society'

'Banzai for Beginners'

'The Bumper Book of Phrenology'

'Sunken Gardens of Venice'

'Plant, shoots then leaves: botanical grammer'

'High Tea Roses'

'Haughty Culture' by Nancy Mitford

'Zenophobia: the fear of Japanese tranquility'

'A Short Tour of the Falkland Flora' by General Gaultheria

'Journal of Garden History: Plate Tectonics and English Landscape Movement'

...please, enough already..

[ranunculus]

...please, enough already..

'More please' by O. Twist

[Colin]

'Random Planning - a Study of Programmed Spontaneity'

'Cyprepedium: The Limassol Shoe Museum'

'Houstinia - We have a problem'

'Syringia - Intravenous Plants'

[ranunculus]

'Palms - The Care of' by Oli Ulay and Hans Fondle
'The natural preserves of the Marmolada'
'A History of Eggs' by Al Bumen
Clutch Handbags' by Art Dodger

[Colin]

'Hanging Gardens of Basildon'

'The Dyslexic Gradneer'

'New York Windowsill Gardens - Alpines for the 38th Floor'

'What's Hot, What's Not & Who Cares' by Toby Buckland

'Cactusses !  - and other wee jaggy plants'

'Investment in Horticulture: The Deborah Meadon Project'

'Including Sempervivums in Wedding Bouquets'

[David Nicholson]

Shortia by Ronnie Corbett

Broons Vinegar-a Scottish culinary treat

Deal or No Deal by the Irish Government

and by the same authors Eur Having a Laugh

[ranunculus]

 


'Erica & Urn' by Morecambe & Wise
'Gentians' by Mcenery, Christie & Young et al
'Campanula' - the yearly Boy Scouts Jamboree

[johnw]

'A Practical Guide to Gladiola Staking' by Dame Edna
'Controlling Pyrola' (Volume 2) by Ronnie Barker
'Aciphylla in Salads' by Martin Clunes
'Snowdrop Bouquets for the June Bride' by Martin Baxendale
'Planting Mixes for Galanthus in Eaves Troughs' by Brian Ellis
'A Guide to Exporting Horticultural Material to New Zealand' Vol.7 (posthumous) by anon (FYI dust jackets cannot be imported by NZ, AU & Tas customers)*

*Purchase the complete set of 7 volumes and we will send you the complete set of Scarlatti Sonatas on convenient 45rpms as an added bonus.  (all F.O.B Wisley)  
 
johnw

[Colin]

'Ferns of Britton' by Phil Vickery

[Colin]

'Rake Five'  by Dave Rudbekia

'Carol Klein Bracht Music' by The Jardinieres

'1,2,3 - The Early Sythia Years'

'The Forthsythia Bridge Project'

'Tunnel Vision: The Journal of The Cloche Society'

'Garden Fashions - The Cloches Show'

'Garden Slang' by John Innit

'Garden Tennis' by John Hingis (N02 Seed)