Titles for books yet to be written

[FrazerHenderson]

'The Manicured Garden' by Anita Lorne

'The Illuminations of a German Community Garden: Where Many Hans Make Light Work'

'The Stiff Gardener' by Arthur Eytice

'Solace in an Ulster Garden' by I Malone

'The Easy Guide to Large Lawn Maintenance' by Rhoda Mower

'Jamaica Garden and 1001 Other Wifely Jokes'

[David Nicholson]

Continuing the political theme-

Terrible Thymes. The Liberal Democrat Party.

[Colin]

Green Side Up - A Practical Guide to Laying Irish lawns

[David Nicholson]

 

I think our Irish friends will take it in the spirit it was meant.

[Michael J Campbell]

I think our Irish friends will take it in the spirit it was meant.

Bushmills? I would not know as I am Teetotal

[David Nicholson]

I think our Irish friends will take it in the spirit it was meant.

Bushmills? I would not know as I am Teetotal

Ah! Michael, may the angels look after you, and indeed me too by allowing me to drink your share

[Colin]

Here we go again..............

The Gourd Life

A Piece of Cake - Easy Gardening in Dundee,Madeira and Battenberg .  Edited by V.Sponge

Delights of Portugal - Gardens of The Agave

and one I couldn't resist without a horticultural tag:

Look Back in Angus - A Dundee Childhood.

I doubt whether some of our overseas friends will be sifficiently  aware of our geography  to get this.
(There will deinfitely be some in Uk who won't get it)

[FrazerHenderson]

Look Back in Angus - A Dundee Childhood.

There is of course that other seminal play, though set in America

'Cacti on a Hot Tin Roof'

but to return to books:

'Green fingers and verdant palms: the handy guide to gardening'

'The Wild Garden' by General Mayhem

'Lettuce Rest: a history of gardeners' retirement homes'

'Biennial Gardening' by Toby Buckland*

'Garden Sage: the wisdom of herbs'

'Astigmatism: short-sighted but not lacking a style'

'Ode to the Dandelion' by William Wordsworth**

'The Cemetary Garden' by Paul Bearer

'Pick your own weeds: a history of failed horticultural enterprises'





* Apologies, that is cruel; I thought he was well-worth more than two seasons on the show.
** Following the success of his 'To the Daisy' (and yes, that's true!)

[Colin]

Auriculated Trailers and other garden transport

Espalier and Pollarding from the Horticultural Torture Series

[David Nicholson]

 


Keep 'em coming chaps.

[Kristl Walek]

Famous Italian bridges: From the Ponte Vecchio to the Pontederia.

Imposters: Are some of your plants plants?

My years with the Dalibarda in Tibet.

Polystichum: The latest wonder glue.

Ferns for your water garden: A guide to the genus Wetopteris.

The New Native Plant Encyclopedia: from Zanthoxylum to Americanum

Anonym(o)us and Euonymus: Shining light on some little known plants.

Andromeda and other star plants.

Music in the garden with Triodanis.

Wild Canadian Plants:
Part 1: How to stalk and capture them
Part 2: How to persuade them to breed in captivity

[David Nicholson]

Keep 'em coming chaps.

.... and chapesses too. A good start Kristl.

[Kristl Walek]

Keep 'em coming chaps.

.... and chapesses too. A good start Kristl.

David,
I was going to make some witty comment about the *chaps* as well....but I do actually realize that more men, in fact, are likely to post in this thread....now why that is, and what it means that I did post here, I dare not touch.....

[David Nicholson]

 

[FrazerHenderson]

...oh, no, they're back again...with apologies!

‘The Grapes of Wath: vineyards of South Yorkshire’

‘Jazzy Topiary Shapes ’ by George Shearing

‘Square Root Vegetables’

‘The Tree Stomp’ by Woody Herman

‘Maestro in the Garden – the apogee of British leylandii’

'That's Snow Garden' by S. Keymo