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Author Topic: Good "One Liners"  (Read 7568 times)

David Nicholson

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Re: Good "One Liners"
« Reply #60 on: January 24, 2011, 07:41:11 PM »
Every one a little gem ;D
David Nicholson
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Re: Good "One Liners"
« Reply #61 on: August 27, 2011, 08:20:17 PM »
Voted best joke at Edinburgh Fringe:
"I needeed a password eight characters long so I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"

Voted worst joke:
I said to a fella "Is there a B&Q in Henley?" No, he said "There's an H, an E, an N, an L, an E and a Y" (Paul Daniels!)  

Cracker from Tim Vine who was second:
"Crime in multi-storey car parks: That's wrong on so many different levels"
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David Nicholson
in Devon, UK  Zone 9b
"Victims of satire who are overly defensive, who cry "foul" or just winge to high heaven, might take pause and consider what exactly it is that leaves them so sensitive, when they were happy with satire when they were on the side dishing it out"

Anthony Darby

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Re: Good "One Liners"
« Reply #62 on: August 28, 2011, 10:19:10 AM »
An American couple were having a burger in a café in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. They called the waitress over and said "how do you pronounce the name of this place?" She leant over and said carefully "Bur - ger- king"!
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Lesley Cox

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Re: Good "One Liners"
« Reply #63 on: August 28, 2011, 09:43:21 PM »
Love that one. ;D
Lesley Cox - near Dunedin, lower east coast, South Island of New Zealand - Zone 9

 


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