Moan, Moan, Moan - 2011

[Maren]

My dental surgeon had this bit of wisdom when I told him how happy I was with my electric toothbrush and now I felt I had control over my dental hygene. He said: "the only control with electric toothbrushes is the on and off switch."

[Lesley Cox]

Sensible man. Nothing like a regular bristle brush and a little elbow grrease, not too heavily applied.

[maggiepie]

It never ceases to amaze me where this thread goes!!
 

[Anthony Darby]

It never ceases to amaze me where this thread goes!!
 

If it is waxed, between the teeth, I suppose?

[Paul T]

and it is waining here, which is weally weally nice.

[Anthony Darby]

 
The lady on my SatNav excelled herself yesterday! I was taking James way out west to Rutherford College for a rugby match......"in one hundred metres, turn left Aye Why Are Street.................turn left Aye Why Are Street". I then turned left into Ayr Street!!!

[angie]

I have voice control in my car and it's been over a year and she still cant understand my commands, replies with command not recognised, sat nav has never let me down yet   

Angie

[Anthony Darby]

A street on our way to Lucy's hockey is Aviemore Drive. It is pronounced Ay-(as in hay)viemore Drive on the Satnav!

[ranunculus]

I have voice control in my car and it's been over a year and she still cant understand my commands, replies with command not recognised, sat nav has never let me down yet   

Angie

Is it a Japanese car, Angie?   

[mark smyth]

Just use a soft bristle and brush for 2 minutes, and before eating, as your teeth surface softens when you've eaten.

I never knew this, Anthony.

[mark smyth]

Angie I've never heard of  car that has voice control
"first gear"
"second gear"
"indicate"

[angie]

Angie I've never heard of  car that has voice control
"first gear"
"second gear"
"indicate2

No Mark this voice control is just for changing your radio, CD or phone. I couldn't tell you what else it's meant to do if anything as I gave up after the first couple of days. It just doesn't understand my Scottish voice.

Is it a Japanese car, Angie?   

No, I think it's a Indian company that makes it, Range Rover Sport, my first one only lasted me 2 months before it broke down and they couldn't get replacement parts so they gave me a courtesy car for 4 months before I got a new replacement car. Six months driving for nothing.

Angie

Angie 

[mark smyth]

Thanks but maybe one must lose one's accent

[Anthony Darby]

Here accent is pronounce exint.

[angie]

Thanks but maybe one must lose one's accent

Mark I wish I could 

Anthony do the folks in New- Zealand understand you?

Angie