Yes, I'm so Happy! 2012

[Lesley Cox]

I'm surprised to read there's a brain in that sliver of slime. It's different from our native version which has stripes. I saw one yesterday while cleaning trays. Didn't notice any eyes either. I'll look more carefully next time.

[Gerry Webster]

I'm surprised to read there's a brain in that sliver of slime.

I have the same feeling about some members of the current UK government.

[Lesley Cox]

Do you mean the brain or the sliver of slime Gerry? or both? Our govt with its inanely smiling leader is working its way towards oblivion by doing nothing about anything.

[Anthony Darby]

I have carried out experiments on fresh water flatworms by slicing their head end between the eyes. Each side then regenerates a new missing side, so you end up with a two headed flatworm. Any one want to try this with members of the Cabinet?

[Gerry Webster]

Do you mean the brain or the sliver of slime Gerry? or both? Our govt with its inanely smiling leader is working its way towards oblivion by doing nothing about anything.

On second thoughts, no brain just slime.

[angie]

I have carried out experiments on fresh water flatworms by slicing their head end between the eyes. Each side then regenerates a new missing side, so you end up with a two headed flatworm. Any one want to try this with members of the Cabinet?

Anthony that gives me the creeps  Was you one of those little boys that was always chopping things up 

Angie 

[Gerry Webster]

I have carried out experiments on fresh water flatworms by slicing their head end between the eyes. Each side then regenerates a new missing side, so you end up with a two headed flatworm. Any one want to try this with members of the Cabinet?

Well, the minister responsible for higher education is referred to as "Two Brains". When I hear him speak I find it difficult to detect any evidence of one.

[Anthony Darby]

I have carried out experiments on fresh water flatworms by slicing their head end between the eyes. Each side then regenerates a new missing side, so you end up with a two headed flatworm. Any one want to try this with members of the Cabinet?

Anthony that gives me the creeps  Was you one of those little boys that was always chopping things up 

Angie 

No. This is practical biology in the class room. It seems to be a dying art.

[Lesley Cox]

You couldn't do that Anthony if the flatworm had a name, like Ted or Jack or Dave.

[David Nicholson]

Well, the minister responsible for higher education is referred to as "Two Brains". When I hear him speak I find it difficult to detect any evidence of one.

Gerry, our opinions coincide exactly

[Anthony Darby]

You couldn't do that Anthony if the flatworm had a name, like Ted or Jack or Dave.

I have a friend called Paul. The first time I corresponded with him I called him Mr.......... He wrote back and said "call me anything you like, but not Mr.......! That's my Dad's name!", so I now address him as Dave in my emails. Not sure you could have a flatworm called Dave as they are male and female, so would have to have a name that fits both.................

[Lesley Cox]

Davidia?

[Anthony Darby]

The last minister (Reverend Callum McCorquodale) in St Kessog's Church in Callander (it's now the Rob Roy Centre) grew up in Lewis. One of his school friends was called Davidia Macdonald. Unfortunately, her middle names were "Lloyd George"!

[Paddy Tobin]

"Davidia", reminds me of the comment I heard made of a lady named "Virginia" - "Virgin" for short but not for long.

Paddy

[ronm]

Big Nine Paddy,