Moan, moan, moan----get it off your chest or have a chat

[Maggi Young]

They had to have handbags, Robin... everyone knows you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.......

[Anthony Darby]

It seems like the GPs will definitely have their snouts in the trough when it comes to vaccinations. According to the news they will be getting nearly 8 quid to administer each injection, which amounts to a pay rise of £27,000! I didn't think they were qualified and had to get the practice nurses to do that job?

[Giles]

..........it isn't until this appeared outside my house that I realised it's comic potential........
..(very reasonable rates; OAP's half price on Wednesdays. )

[Lesley Cox]

I hadn't imagined you living in such a district Giles.

[David Shaw]

Two for the price of one - I could feel sorry for the OAP!

[Maggi Young]

A lot of folks  are having to diversify in these harsh economic times.... I personally applaud those  who show such entrepreneurial traits........

[Anthony Darby]

Reminds me of when (definitely not PC) Seamus was trying to explain to Mick the way traffic lights work. Well, he said, when the red light is on communists can go trhough; and when the green light is on, us good people can go threough. Mick thought on this for a while and said: them b'd orange men don't get long do they?

[gote]

 
Göte

[gote]

I hope you believe me, because I have a bridge I want to sell you.

So YOU are the guy who bought London Bridge believing it to be Tower Bridge
Göte

[Rodger Whitlock]

They had to have handbags, Robin... everyone knows you cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.......

I thought everyone was aware that quite some years ago, a bunch of industrial chemists in the US figured out a way to convert pigs' ears into an artificial silk, made a batch, and had a purse crocheted from the results. Their object, the falsification of that old saw.

Better living through chemisty indeed!

[Anthony Darby]

Wasn't it Freddy Rolls that proved that pigs can fly?

[Martin Baxendale]

I don't know, you wave goodbye to your wife as she takes the kids home to 'visit relatives' in Slovakia for a couple of weeks, and the next thing you know she's posting pics on her facebook page showing her obviously in some kind of Slovak Special Forces training camp! I knew there was something odd about that woman the day I met her!

[Martin Baxendale]

I don't know, you wave goodbye to your wife as she takes the kids home to 'visit relatives' in Slovakia for a couple of weeks, and the next thing you know she's posting pics on her facebook page showing her obviously in some kind of Slovak Special Forces training camp! I knew there was something odd about that woman the day I met her!

Actually, looking at my profile pic along with this pic of Ivi, we're probably in deep doo-doo if the security services do see this. I wonder if they serve free lunches on U.S. special rendition flights?

[Martin Baxendale]

Note to any British security services who might be watching: Just joking!

[Anthony Darby]

I wouldn't worry to much about the security forces Martin, it's that bloke Bertram Anderson she's seeing on the sly!