Moan, moan, moan----get it off your chest or have a chat

[mark smyth]

Not really a moan but was there any need!?

What comes in a box this big?

[mark smyth]

just these 

[David Nicholson]

What, just one banana

[Maggi Young]

He's unemployed, David, he can only afford one banana.... don't be so cruel 

[David Nicholson]

He can afford N. 'Candlepower', poor pensioner me can't

[mark smyth]

The size of the box was crazy compared to the black label contents. The banana was only to let people see the size of the box.

Who says I bought Candlepower?

[David Nicholson]

Lucky man-you had it given?

[Ray]

Not sure wether to laugh or cry,but Lewis Hamilton got busted by the cops here for hoon driving and had his car impounded till Monday.bye Ray

[Anthony Darby]

Perhaps the sender was just making sure they had enough room to grow whilst they were en-route?

[mark smyth]

Possibly, Anthony

Ray just saw it on the news. He was fish-tailing which I assume was making the back end of the car shake side to side

[mark smyth]

Can I swear?

My 'king bank has sent me 3 'king letters to tell me I'm over my limit by 70p / €1!!!!

I know I have no money and this now makes me £75.70 over my limit.

[David Nicholson]

Write to your bank and ask for:-

1) evidence, in black and white that you had been made aware of these charges if you were to exceed your limit.
2) request their justification, in writing, for the level of the charges.
3) take any reponses to your local Citizen's Advice Bureaux if you have one, if you do not have one write to the Banking Ombudsman, sending copies of what you have received from the Bank.
4) Nils illigitimus carborundum.

[Lesley Cox]

He can afford N. 'Candlepower', poor pensioner me can't

But you probably have electricity David.

[Anthony Darby]

He can afford N. 'Candlepower', poor pensioner me can't

But you probably have electricity David.

Perhaps animal magnetism too?

[David Nicholson]

He can afford N. 'Candlepower', poor pensioner me can't

But you probably have electricity David.

Powewrful response Lesly


Perhaps animal magnetism too?

in spades